-> "Algebra is Useless (Theme from M*A*T*H)"
Original Song Title:
"Suicide Is Painless (Theme from M*A*S*H)"
Parody Song Title:
"Algebra is Useless (Theme from M*A*T*H)"
The Lyrics
Through early morning chalk I see
Letters where numbers should be
My teacher, he explains to me
Saying most confusingly
'Cause algebra is useless
All it does is confuse us
But I must take this subject, it's no breeze.
I try to find a way to make
x + 2y = 8
If x is 2y ..hold on, wait!
But no, I finished way too late, and...
Algebra is useless
Or, so says Confucius
But I must take this subject oh, puh-lease.
The testing time will now begin
Our maths examinashee-yin
I'll miss the max.. I'll miss the min
I want to chuck it... in the bin, 'cause
Algebra is useless
Though I've tried excuses
But I must take this subject... in Chinese?
My teacher once requested me
To answer questions a thru' c
Is it 2b or not 2b
And I replied 'oh why ask me?'
Algebra is useless
And I'm an utter doofus
But I must take this subject for degrees?
'Cause algebra is useless
All it does is confuse us
But I must take this subject I reprise:
...and you may take this subject, if you please
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