I'm upgrading Windows for some ungrateful slob
For a true professional it's an irritating job,
but
It's a job I cannot shirk
But here's what really starts to irk
Is all the things that just don't work
When upgrading Windows

There's honey on the keyboard too
Could really do with something new
The mouse is full of yucky goo
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The old hard disk is nearly full, I need another one
I'll keep adding memory until it starts to run

I don't think this'll go too quick
There's no CD, I'll have to pick
Install from the floppy diSk
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The graphics card don't want to play
It only works in VGA
It's time the thing was thrown away
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3Com support is _the_ worst yet
Just how stupid can you get
Get modem drivers off the net?
When upgrading Windows

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The old hard disk is nearly full, I need another one
I'll keep adding memory until it starts to run

The motherboard takes 1-meg SIMMs
With, stops to count it, 30-pins
I need to fit a hundred in
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Expansion slots are I.S.A.
No PCI here anyway
So much for plug and f*****g play
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It's just as well the upgrade's free
Though not thought out too sensibly
3.1 up to XP?
When upgrading Windows

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The old hard disk is nearly full, I need another one
I'll keep adding memory until it starts to run

Now the hard disk won't detect
I should have shown it more respect
The motherboard is f*****g wrecked
When upgrading Windows
When upgrading Windows
When upgrading Windows