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Song Parodies -> "Ann Widdecombe"

Original Song Title:

"The Wicker Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"Ann Widdecombe"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

"The shadow of Ann Widdecombe is rising up again"...a truly scary thought...
Hand of fate is moving and the finger points to Hague
But after the election, then they drop him like the plague
Ever since the 90's when MT was overthrown
The Tory Party's turned into a charisma-free zone

You watch the same sad bastards vote for IDS
Hoping he's the superman to get them out this mess
Say goodbye to politics and say goodbye to power
Hello to eternity in opposition sour

Your time has gone
Your time has gone
Your time has gone
Your time has gone

The Labour Party's shifted now they're more right-wing than you
To try and gain initiative what are you gonna do
Touchy-feely Tories ha! ha! Please don't make me laugh
Portillo as leader is enough to make me barf

You know that when the same sad bastards vote for someone new
They'll elect a europhobe the same as the last two
Say goodbye to politics and say goodbye to gain
The shadow of Ann Widdecombe is rising up again

Your time has gone
Your time has gone

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Wicker Eddy - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice one mate, The Wicker Man is my favourite Maiden song so i think it's great. I sung it while playing my guitar to see if it fits the tune and it was spot on apart from a few long words that didnt quite get the beat right but keep trying cos you got a good talent for song writing.
Phil Alexander - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Eddy - say, did you spot my other Maiden parodies?
Elf The Newfie - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah, it DOES fit the original. Phil, thanks for your comment on my parody for this song.
Phil Alexander - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
's a pleasure, Elfie... hey, that comment was nine months ago: you just had a baby or something?
McNugget - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
I dont get it...
Phil Alexander - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
I'd guess from your comment that you haven't followed the Conservative party leadership changes over the past decade... it'd take a bit of explaining. And thanks for your comments on the other parodies, too :-)

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