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Song Parodies -> "Free Cab"

Original Song Title:

"Rehab"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Amy Winehouse

Parody Song Title:

"Free Cab"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Ever try to wiggle your way out of a cab fare? This taxi driver knows dudes like that. He don't like 'em. Duh.
You're sayin' this should be a free ca-ab but I sa-ay "no-o, no-o, no"
Ask once mo-ore, prick, I'll be diali-in' tripl-le oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Huge waste of my ti-i-i-ime to earn no mone-ey for thi-is dri-i-ive
You're beggin' to make this a free ca-ab, the answe-er's "no-o, no-o, no"

You're adama-ant that you-ou-ou-ou-ou can't pay
But your excuses are la-ame
"Left my wallet, my walle-et a-at my-y house, see-ee"
Then where were those baby photos displa-a-a-a-ayed?
"Not my cash wallet" Don't bu-uy tha-a-at
Saw the gree-een whi-ile you looked fo-or tho-ose pics, man

You're sayin' this should be a free ca-ab but I sa-ay "no-o, no-o, no"
Makin' me-e mad, pretty soon my-y stack wi-ill blo-ow, blo-ow, blow
It might be a cri-i-i-ime, even worse, buddy-y, waste o-of ti-i-ime
You're beggin' to make this a free ca-ab, answer's sti-ill "no-o, no-o, no"

It was a fairly long drive here
Charge i-is fairly stee-ee-eep, I fea-ear
You're gonna, you're gonna drive me-e cra-azy-y-y-y
Sayi-in' that you'll just buy me-e a-a bee-eer
I'd never accept that offe-e-er
You'd need way mo-ore than the-e-e-e o-one, je-erk

You're sayin' this should be a free ca-ab but I sa-ay "no-o, no-o, no"
No good rea-eason for you to no-ot cough u-up dough-ough, dough-ough, dough

Look, pal, I won't say this a-a-all again
Get it, ooh-ooh-ooh, get it i-i-in your head
Skippi-in' on the cab fa-a-are's cheap
You're no-ot be-ein' smart, just a-a be-ell-e-end
Big pricks like you i-is why-y-y
Your door's been locked a-all thi-is ti-ime

You're sayin' this should be a free ca-ab but I sa-ay "no-o, no-o, no"
Don't be a-a twat cause I won't do-o that, you-ou schmoe-oe, schmoe-oe, schmoe
You've got cash, don't lie-ie-ie-ie, this isn't funny-y, it's a-a cri-i-ime
You think that you'll make this a free ca-ab, the answe-er's "no-o, no-o, no"

"Triple oh" meaning 000, the emergency number in Australia (as opposed to 911), in this case meaning the cops.

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