-> "Free Cab"
Original Song Title:
"Rehab"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Free Cab"
The Lyrics
You're sayin' this should be a free ca-ab but I sa-ay "no-o, no-o, no"
Ask once mo-ore, prick, I'll be diali-in' tripl-le oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Huge waste of my ti-i-i-ime to earn no mone-ey for thi-is dri-i-ive
You're beggin' to make this a free ca-ab, the answe-er's "no-o, no-o, no"
You're adama-ant that you-ou-ou-ou-ou can't pay
But your excuses are la-ame
"Left my wallet, my walle-et a-at my-y house, see-ee"
Then where were those baby photos displa-a-a-a-ayed?
"Not my cash wallet" Don't bu-uy tha-a-at
Saw the gree-een whi-ile you looked fo-or tho-ose pics, man
You're sayin' this should be a free ca-ab but I sa-ay "no-o, no-o, no"
Makin' me-e mad, pretty soon my-y stack wi-ill blo-ow, blo-ow, blow
It might be a cri-i-i-ime, even worse, buddy-y, waste o-of ti-i-ime
You're beggin' to make this a free ca-ab, answer's sti-ill "no-o, no-o, no"
It was a fairly long drive here
Charge i-is fairly stee-ee-eep, I fea-ear
You're gonna, you're gonna drive me-e cra-azy-y-y-y
Sayi-in' that you'll just buy me-e a-a bee-eer
I'd never accept that offe-e-er
You'd need way mo-ore than the-e-e-e o-one, je-erk
You're sayin' this should be a free ca-ab but I sa-ay "no-o, no-o, no"
No good rea-eason for you to no-ot cough u-up dough-ough, dough-ough, dough
Look, pal, I won't say this a-a-all again
Get it, ooh-ooh-ooh, get it i-i-in your head
Skippi-in' on the cab fa-a-are's cheap
You're no-ot be-ein' smart, just a-a be-ell-e-end
Big pricks like you i-is why-y-y
Your door's been locked a-all thi-is ti-ime
You're sayin' this should be a free ca-ab but I sa-ay "no-o, no-o, no"
Don't be a-a twat cause I won't do-o that, you-ou schmoe-oe, schmoe-oe, schmoe
You've got cash, don't lie-ie-ie-ie, this isn't funny-y, it's a-a cri-i-ime
You think that you'll make this a free ca-ab, the answe-er's "no-o, no-o, no"
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