Well sometimes go weighing by myself
And I look across the mirror
Then I list up all the things
That I’ve eaten
And in my head I see the blubber

Cos I give up meat
Well my diet’s been a mess
And I’ve been in such despair
Cos I’ve got such chunky legs

And my mother told me
Stop eating a load of fat grease
I need for you to watch your calories
Calories, calories, calories

Eating cardboard cereal
Try to avoid a full meal
I’m the CHARBO destroyer
And I got a good diet plan
Eat as less as you can the weight will fall off

Will run for miles anywhere
Eat something light as a hair
Counting calories
Feeling nauseous all the time
And I weigh less than a dime
Boney and skinny

since I weighed myself
I’ve been eating less and less
Seeing fatness everywhere
I’ve been taking slimming pills

And I’m gaunt all over
Putting my hands behind my teeth
I’ve been throwing up all those calories
Calories, calories, calories

I sometimes go weighing by myself
And I look across the mirror
Then I list up all the things
That I’ve eaten
And in my head I’m anorexic

I’ve been slimming down
Now my body is a mess
And I’m thinner than a hair
Wair a tissue like a dress

and the shock comes over
I’m making a fool out of me
I want to get some help with calories
Calories, calories, calories

Calories, calories, calories, calories

I need to get help with the calories