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Song Parodies -> "Where is Santa Claus?"

Original Song Title:

"What's New Pussycat?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Where is Santa Claus?"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

A sequel to "I Saw Daddy Stuffing Santa Claus" as the rest of little Jimmy's family begins to wonder what happened to the jolly fat man. Jimmy would try to explain but...
Where is Santa Claus?
Ho, ho
Where is Santa Claus?
Ho, ho

Where is he? Where is he? What a coward
And all that flours
We've spend that night
Let's go and find that jolly bearded overweight man!

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, where are you?
Where are you?
Come back you jolly fat man!

Come back Santa Claus!
Ho, ho
Come back Santa Claus!
Ho, ho

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, are you chilling?
Yet you kept filling
It's nothing new
So go and fly up and please all those innocent eyes!

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, where are you?
Where are you?
Come back you jolly fat man!

(Jimmy's Dad)
Let's eat Santa Claus!
Ho, ho
Let's eat Santa Claus!
Ho, ho

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, you're delicious
You'll fill our dishes
You have come through
We'll soon be filling our nice little tummies with you!

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, you taste good
Yes, you do!
You need a little more salt!
You need a little more salt!
You need a little more salt!

Part 3 coming soon!

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Phil Alexander - November 27, 2014 - Report this comment
Loved the twist at the end :)
? - November 27, 2014 - Report this comment
🎅 ⬅️⬅️⬅️ Here is Santa Claus you sniffer!
Jonathan - November 27, 2014 - Report this comment
Santa Claus Santa Claus where on earth did you go-o-o-o-o? Santa Claus Santa Claus God why don't I know? 5's
Patrick - December 01, 2014 - Report this comment
When a Santa of chocolate is not enough. "There will be no gift at Timmy's house this Christmas Eve/No wooden toy created by an elf/They'll dine from head to toes, plus Rudolf's reddish nose/Christmas dinner's Santa Claus himself. Feed the World, Let them all chow down on Santa..."

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