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Song Parodies -> "Shut Up Chris Christie"

Original Song Title:

"Car Song"

Original Performer:

Free Credit Report Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Shut Up Chris Christie"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

The other day Chris Christie was on WFAN where he ripped on the Yankees for signing Chapman because of his domestic problems prior to this season. However, considering how he's a Mets fan and they have two players that we know of who also have similar problems which made one of the said players' becoming the next Armando Benitez being the least of his problems...I don't think he has that much room to say anything when it comes to that. Plus, Bridgegate still comes to mind as well.
While I was listening on a radio show
It features gov Chris Christie which really blows
He ripped the Yankees for signing Chapman back
Not that he has credence as his team are the New York Mets

Shut the hell up Chris Christie
What about Reyes and Juerys?

Didn't you shut down that bridge
Much faster than when you clogged up your fridge
So instead of mocking McAdoo's hairdo
How about worrying about how your precious Cowboys will do

Shut the hell up Chris Christie
Go away and don't come back
Also he's a Cowboys fan which makes it worse.

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Earl - December 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Hell of a parody! Now reward yourself with a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts! Nothing reminds us of Christie more than gluttony! 555!
Michael Pacholek - December 19, 2016 - Report this comment
He could be a Yankee Fan, and I'd still despise him. He could be as skinny as that other Governor Christie who messed New Jersey up, Christine Todd Whitman, and he'd still be a big fat liar. I've met five Governors: Tom Kean, Jim Florio, Jim McGreevey, Jon Corzine and Christie. Christie's the only one who wasn't at least pleasant, and the only one whose hand I refused to shake. Corzine's an ex-Marine, and his handshake, while intended as friendly, almost ripped my arm off. McGreevey's, I kid you not was limp-wristed. It didn't make me think at the time, but...
Paul - December 20, 2016 - Report this comment
I once spotted Chris Christie in a Camden cheese house restaurant and he ate like a pig. It was quite off-putting to say the least. 5s for exposing his other flaws!
? - December 20, 2016 - Report this comment
Opps, nearly missed this one...

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