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Song Parodies -> "Jets Fans"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Jets Fans"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Nothing against the Jets, just have problems with their fans think their team are the best when they hadn't won anything since the Vietnam War. Overall I'm just lazy since you'll notice it's ripped off from my "Mets Fans" parody.

Also they need to accept the fact that even if Strahan's 2001-2002 sack record is invalid, he's still a better player than Mark Gastineau *cough*steroids*cough* will ever be.

Anyway I wouldn't mind if the Jets wins it all as long it's not against the Giants, but overall the Jets fans are almost as insufferable as Mets fans (the bad ones who once rooted for the snakes in the 2001 WS).

One more thing, whenever I wrote a anti-Jets parody, they seemed to do well the next season...
Jets fans
You don't have to hold your hopes up high
Your days are over
You don't have to continue to make us sigh

Jets fans
You don't have to listen to the hype
Glory days are long gone
You don't know if it's really worth the hype

Jets fans
Your team just couldn't put up a fight

We mocked you it's nothing new
We couldn't look up to you
We don't want to know how you guys feel
We won't care if you guys made a deal
Your team isn't going up
And Johnson wouldn't let up
Mocked you once we will mock you again
It's a sad day

Jets fans
You don't have to hold your hopes up high
Your days are over
You don't have to continue to live a lie
As I said, I'm being lazy. I am working on a Mell Hall parody to compliment the Bernie William tribute song I wrote, I'll try to finish it when I can although I could have done so long time ago.

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? - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I wondered where you was hiding...
Michael Pacholek - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Maybe Jet fans should nickname the new Meadowlands Stadium "the Cottage." Because making fun of the Jets is becoming a cottage industry. I even did it myself a few years back, to the tune of "Like a Rolling Stone." As for Strahan, at least he's got better hair than Mark Gastineau. Hell, Telly Savalas had better hair than Gastineau.
Old Man Ribber - September 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Ahhh...the Jets! I was a fan when Joe Willie guaranteed a win over the hated Colts. Last year when they crucified the Bengals twice...not so much! Michael...I envy you living in a true major league city (or rooting for them). But in college basketball, the shoe (or boot) will be on the other foot...go Wildcats! lol ;D

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