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Song Parodies -> "You Only Get Hit Twice"
Original Song Title:
"You Only Live Twice"
Original Performer:
Nancy Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"You Only Get Hit Twice"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
This is about the last night incident at the Mets game which Pedro hits 2 batters. Guillen got hit twice.
You only get hit twice, and so your miffed,
One hit on your ass, and other in the fifth
You drift through the years and life seems lame,
Till one dude appears and knock you down
And hatred is a friend who'll beckon you on,
Don't think of the danger or the friendship is gone
This hit is on you, so pay the price,
Make one dream come true, you only get hit twice
And hatred is a friend who'll beckon you on,
Don't think of the danger or the friendship is gone
This hit is on you, so pay the price,
Make one dream come true, you only get hit twice
One hit on your ass, and other in the fifth
You drift through the years and life seems lame,
Till one dude appears and knock you down
And hatred is a friend who'll beckon you on,
Don't think of the danger or the friendship is gone
This hit is on you, so pay the price,
Make one dream come true, you only get hit twice
And hatred is a friend who'll beckon you on,
Don't think of the danger or the friendship is gone
This hit is on you, so pay the price,
Make one dream come true, you only get hit twice
Total casualties: 7
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this was a good idea, but I got distracted by the spelling, and that damn extra title-line syllable - just could not get that to pace no matter how I sang it - 455
This has happened a lot recently. 555s
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