[Sammy]
Once played some baseball
On a Saturday night
Boy do they want a fight
Yes the game is just lame

Yes I believe in miracles
And miracle
That happened last night

But, If
You're hatin'
Because I cheated
It won't matter I went
Black to white

They took my photo
For the yesterday's news
It's at the Roto*
It's ain't Major League chews

And I lied about enhancing drugs
Yes it's true
Either I'm through
Or just slugged

But, If
You're thinkin'
About what happened
Let's just say that I went
Black to white

I am tired of this drivel
I am tired of this game
I am tired of my own self
Juice when the
Going gets rough
I once played for
Damn Cubbies
I once corked my own bat
I don't care of nobody
Bleach once the
Goin' gets flamed

[Bartman]
Rejection
From fans, clubs
And stations
Causing grief in
Chicago fanbase
It's a turf war
On a baseball scale
They should have heard my side
Of the fail
See, it's all about aces
And paces
Faces
Out for blood
Comes from
The time I reached it
I touched the ball
Helped blew it
I will no longer spend
My life being a Cub fan

[Sammy]
Don't know if it was meant to be
Then I saw you leaving a trail of pee

But, If
You're thinkin' about what happened
Let's just say I went from black to white

I Said If
You're thinkin' of
What just happened
Let's just say I went from black to white

I Said If
You're thinkin' of
Why do I bother
Let's just sai I went from
Black to white

Whoa, whoa
Wham, wham, wham now
Whoa, whoa
Wham, wham, wham now

From black, to white
Enough for me
To sneak by
From black , to white, whoa

From black, to white
Too much for me
To sneak by
From black , to white, whoa