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Song Parodies -> "Sprinting Theme"

Original Song Title:

"Jordache"

Original Performer:

Jordache

Parody Song Title:

"Sprinting Theme"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Run little man run!
You lazy kid, why can't you run faster?
You stupid kid, I'm getting madder.

Running...
Sprinting...
Way too light.

You're a slowpoke!
What a dope!

ARRRRRGGGGG!!!

What a slowpoke (what a slowpoke)
You're too slooooooooooooow!!!
Too late...

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

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Conscience - September 27, 2013 - Report this comment
An insult to readers and to writers who spend hours on their parodies.
Rob Arndt - September 28, 2013 - Report this comment
There's nothing wrong with this parody at all (as simplistic as it is), so keep writing Max and don't listen to the self-proclaimed pacing police and cyberbullies' mockings-555! It's amazing that these pontificating myrmidons tout their own parodies and vote for their faves and yet their author pages reveal lower scores than perfect 5s all the time! They can be as witty as they want and spout linguistic poetry all day and yet many get low ratings. I find the leaving of footnotes for non-historical materials amusing too. Check out the psychological profile of one that leaves obsessive-compulsive footnotes- it's as disturbing as they are disturbed (academic endeavours? BS!). But they are control freaks anyway that want to impose their will on those they feel are weak. I am one of the unwilling and I do my own will. They bomb me and fail as I move forward and I am not forced off-site, they are b/c they are impotent. Max, you don't have to put up with this cyberbullying nonsense by a few narrow-minded, self-ingratiating individuals. Just oppose them by writing more parodies of any length. They brag about taking hours to write their parodies but I laugh in their faces b/c they have to do research with online and book refs and bury their faces in dictionaries of many types. I do all my parodies of any length, genre, artist, and time period spontaneously and quickly, never consulting any refs for anything. I have a high IQ, encyclopedic knowledge of weapons and war, aviation... and have semi-eidetic memory to boot. And I am an admitted numbers man like JAB. Please note the hypocrisy of those that praise Mr. Barry when he was first with SJH's IPASOY and did blocks of them for the longest time and also put up 98 parodies in a day! They condemn me for my production which is greater overall on avg for time here at only 2.5 years vs 9-10 for others! And I sustained theses numbers while also submitting to the contributions sections as well!!! The top parodists cannot compete with me there as I have 2153 parodies + over 4100+ submissions= 6253+ total!!! So when they try to taunt me or brag, I get my best laughs from this site from that. I esp. enjoy those that quote compromised and faulty Weakipedia which is only good for very general knowledge !!! What a joke!But back to your parody, Max- glad you insulted those that NEED insulting!!! Take care. Btw, I parodied this in under 1 minute for fun to annoy them as well :)
Conscience - September 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Arndt's latest, unprovoked, and repeated litany of his productivity is bizarre. Once again, he uses "impotent" to describe his critics, but this time he mentions "psychological profile," "obsessive-compulsive," and "disturbed." This time he uses another person's thread, having deprived himself of his own by disallowing comments on his submissions, presumably to silence his detractors. He indeed has been forced off the site in a very meaningful way.

"I have... encyclopedic knowledge of weapons and war." He also has a large collection of guns. That and his state of mind raise a red flag. Nobody "needs insulting," but from time to time we all need help. I am not a psychiatrist and I am not making a diagnosis. Like Captain Queeg, Arndt reveals more and more of himself. Obviously, this is a delicate subject, so I continue to use a pseudonym. As an act of conscience and public service, I appeal to everyone, especially his two main enablers on the site, to encounter him in a private way and do whatever it takes to prevent possible misfortune.
Rob Arndt - September 28, 2013 - Report this comment
@Conscience... how brave of you to comment and not sign your own name! Btw, my comments are appropriate on this thread b/c Max HAS been cyberbullied for years on this site and I rated him 555 and the advice is for him to stand up against you people- which I do with pleasure when provoked. The reason I shut my comments off is that people like you were abusing the comment box for personal attacks that have nothing to do with my parodies and I won't allow a NG forum to start on my threads b/c this is a Moderated site. If you attacked me on an unmoderated site you would be fair game for a verbal barrage and would be torn to pieces. No lamb however strong is equal to a wolf with sharp teeth, sharp claws, and an appetite for blood. I note deliberate evasion of all my base points concerning your type's fascination and compulsion to tear others down while you people receive less than 555 ratings yourselves and submit uncomedic parodies. No page here is perfection, but at least I had a wall of 4-5s for 2 years (even starting from scratch and making lots of mistakes) until your people started daily bombings. But I kept right on posting and was not forced off-site at all. I went from 2000- 2100 parodies and then 2150+. And you have no reply to my stats that are empirically evident as most prolific combined author and contributor here on AiR (Nos 4 and 6, respectively). Your sad attempt at a real reply is found lacking. And your comments about weapons, wars, and guns are asinine in the extreme. Let me guess- you and your pals are left-wing, ultra-liberal DEMs or Indies that have never fired a gun nor owned one, never had access to classified military projects, never have seen SAP aircraft, and can't compete with me on my range of topics based on my intelligence level and life experiences. That's your combined problem. Seems you never learned anything from WW1 nor WW2- that it took a group effort to defeat Germany and the Germans were overwhelmingly outnumbered by men and material both times... yet still killed and destroyed at an unprecedented level for an entire decade of the 20th century!!!! You are incapable of moving me, no matter what your group number. I post and dominate many areas and you make pitiful little comments to counter... which are then smashed verbally. So write on. Your comments are nothing to me other than the nuisance of flies that need swatting from time to time. As Woody Allen said, "Great humor is intellectual w/o trying to be so." The fact that your type keeps trying so hard means that none of you are great at all. You get your kicks out of making fun of Max and putting down other parodists here and I will not tolerate that. My comments stand. I don't hide under false S/Ns. NFR...
Agrimorfee - September 29, 2013 - Report this comment
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Bill Arm - September 29, 2013 - Report this comment
Conscience: The response to you was painful to read, but thank you. The greater cause is to stamp out any remaining notions of a master race, which you have done admirably by inducing the rants of an adherent of that long-discredited philosophy. Your warning about public safety should be heeded by those in a position to do so.
Tim Rice - September 29, 2013 - Report this comment
You used Max Power's thread to promote and defend yourself, not to protect poor Max. As for your "high I.Q.," "encyclopedic knowledge," and "semi-eidetic memory," they and an "appetite for blood" will never tear a free people to pieces. The fighting courage and unfettered wit born of liberty and freedom will always out over the rigid, totalitarian mind.

"Germans... killed and destroyed at an unprecedented level for an entire decade of the 20th century!!!!" Is that a boast? Never again! As long as memory persists, your kind, should they ever bare their wolf's sharp teeth and claws, will be reduced to Black Forest gnomes.

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