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Song Parodies -> "Juice Or Die"

Original Song Title:

"Vote Or Die"

Original Performer:

South Park

Parody Song Title:

"Juice Or Die"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Buff Daddy: Juice or Die.Jason: Yeah I've been meaning to ask you what's that mean anyways?Buff Daddy: What the f*** you think it means? (Points gun at Jason.)
Juice Or Die, mutha F***, mutha f***, Juice Or Die!

Juice it up or else
I'm gonna poke a knife through your eye
Steroids is founded on one simple reason
Get out there and juice or I'm a mutha f****** kill you (yeah)

I like it when you cheat bitch,
Smack the balls away bitch.
I'll shove my magnum .45 through your mouth roof,
Now get your big ass in the BALCO lab.

I said juice bitch,
or I'm gonna mutha f****** kill you

Juice or Die, mutha f***, mutha f***, Juice Or Die

Can't run from a .45, go ahead and try
let your offense be heard,
you gotta make a choice
Cuz after I slit your throat,
you won't have a f****** voice

Juice Or Die, Juice Or Die!
This song is about the allegation in which Jason Giambi was pressured by his dad to juice up. That's Buff Daddy.

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