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Song Parodies -> "Peeing on the Nile River"

Original Song Title:

"Have a Coke and a Smile (1980s)"

Original Performer:

Coca Cola Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Peeing on the Nile River"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

I know in real life the ending would have been more brutal considering...maybe I'm just stereotyping but still.
Took a piss on the Nile,
I'm on the run
I know it's rude,
But relaxing
It's really fun

I stopped after a mile
I had to stop and pee
I have pissed off the whole world
When I tried to flee

I'm locked up for a while...
As I pissed on the...
This is why don't drink too much Coke.

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 8

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? - November 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Piss poor.
Rob Arndt - November 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Reminds me of that old joke about 2 Black guys peeing off a bridge. One says the water is cold and the other one says, "Yeah, deep too!!!" 555!

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