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Song Parodies -> "Koman's Blown Call"
Original Song Title:
"Touch Me"
Original Performer:
The Doors
Parody Song Title:
"Koman's Blown Call"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
After scoring the goal in the 85th minute which puts the U.S. up 3-2 over Slovenia, for no reason at all the goal was waved off. As a result the game ends with a tie thanks to that nub's screw up which came out of nowhere. If the U.S. didn't make it out of the group due to this , well this is what could happen... Not that I'm wishing this to someone...
No! Koman, Koman, Koman, Koman
Blew that call, dammit!
I just saw that ridiculous fail
Of all the calls that you have made
This one will bite you in the tail
Just how much are you being paid?
They're gonna kill you
Once the game finally ends
They're gonna kill you
Once the fans leap from the stand for here and now
No! Koman, Koman, Koman, Koman
Blew that call, dammit!
I just saw that ridiculous fail
Of all the calls that you have made
This one will bite you in the tail
Just how much are you being paid?
They're gonna kill you
Once the game finally ends
They're gonna kill you
Once the fans leap from the stand for here and now
They're gonna kill you
Once the game finally ends
They're gonna kill you
Once the fans leap from the stand from here and now
Kicking a dirt
Blew that call, dammit!
I just saw that ridiculous fail
Of all the calls that you have made
This one will bite you in the tail
Just how much are you being paid?
They're gonna kill you
Once the game finally ends
They're gonna kill you
Once the fans leap from the stand for here and now
No! Koman, Koman, Koman, Koman
Blew that call, dammit!
I just saw that ridiculous fail
Of all the calls that you have made
This one will bite you in the tail
Just how much are you being paid?
They're gonna kill you
Once the game finally ends
They're gonna kill you
Once the fans leap from the stand for here and now
They're gonna kill you
Once the game finally ends
They're gonna kill you
Once the fans leap from the stand from here and now
Kicking a dirt
His performance is under review so let's just say he's in a deep pickle.
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U.S.A.: Unbelievably Steamed Americans. The weird part is, getting screwed by a ref at the World Cup not only firmly establishes us as a genuine "footballing nation," but also may be the moment that gets us to finally, as a people, care about soccer. Football. Futbol. Voetbaal. Fussball. Calcio. Whatever.
Makes a change from trolls or cookies I guess, but still violent as ever...
Good news, the U.S. will advance! Everything Koman tried to do is all for naught! HA!
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