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Song Parodies -> "Beat the Jets 2.0"
Original Song Title:
"Meet the Mets"
Original Performer:
New York Mets
Parody Song Title:
"Beat the Jets 2.0"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Slight update to by earlier parody. Had to make it relevant to the current situation which isn't that much different considering it's the Jets where the only positive that can be said is that they're not the expansion Browns. You know it's bad when even Revis sucked this year. At least Strahan had a good year when the Giants had an abortion of a season in 2003...that season was really unwatchable.
Beat the Jets!
Beat the Jets!
Everybody beat the Jets!
No quarterbacks,
Man they're all wack;
What the hell is going on here?
Man the Jets are stinkin' it up;
And they are really going down
Those clowns,
Those frowns,
everybody'd coming down
to beat the Jets of Meadowlands!
Oh, the Dolphins and Patriots and the Steelers on the streets,
where did they go? To BEAT THE JETS!
Oh, the Seahawks and Cardinals and the Bengals headin' East,
where did they go? To BEAT THE JETS!
All the fans are through with green and white,
so hurry up and come on down -
"cause we've got ourselves a crappy team,
The Jets of Meadowlands!
Give'em a jeer!
Give'em a sneer!
And let them know your pukin' right from the stand!
Beat the Jets!
Everybody beat the Jets!
No quarterbacks,
Man they're all wack;
What the hell is going on here?
Man the Jets are stinkin' it up;
And they are really going down
Those clowns,
Those frowns,
everybody'd coming down
to beat the Jets of Meadowlands!
Oh, the Dolphins and Patriots and the Steelers on the streets,
where did they go? To BEAT THE JETS!
Oh, the Seahawks and Cardinals and the Bengals headin' East,
where did they go? To BEAT THE JETS!
All the fans are through with green and white,
so hurry up and come on down -
"cause we've got ourselves a crappy team,
The Jets of Meadowlands!
Give'em a jeer!
Give'em a sneer!
And let them know your pukin' right from the stand!
At least no heartbreaking false promises from the Rex Ryan era this time, am I right?
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