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Song Parodies -> "Constipation"

Original Song Title:

"Revolution 1"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Constipation"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Based off from a parody fragment by Eric Perlin. However, in order to expand it I had to make some changes to some of the lines on the original fragments.
So you have a constipation
Well you know...
It's a real pain in the rear
So you think there is no solution
Well you know...
There are ways to help you clear
But when you cry about rectal obstruction
I know that you will count me out soon
I know that it really feels awful
I know that it really feels awful
I know that it really feels awful

No need to jump to a conclusion
Yes I know
You just want to open the dam
You begged me for a real solution
Yes I know
There's something that goes BAM!
But if you want something for the pain that really grates
All I can do now is telling you "hold your weight!"
I know that it really feels awful
I know that it really feels awful
I know that it really feels awful

I can end your constipation
Now I know...
Drink a cup of Epsom salt
Please don't raise your anticipation
Cuz you know...
If it doesn't work, I'm at fault
But if you start scampering around at New Year's Eve
Let's say doing this will make it confusing as you see
You know that it's gonna feel awful
You know that it's gonna feel awful
You know that it's gonna feel awful

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Awful, awful, awful, awful, awful
Awful, awful, awful, awful, awful
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
ALRIGHT!!!!
ALRIGHT!!!!
In the end, there is a relief.

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Onslaught - January 17, 2014 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A hard subject parody, some straining to get to the jokes, but it all came out in the end. 5's
Agrimorfee - January 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Best comment I have read in a long time up there, Onslaught. You still leave me scratching my head with your parodies, Max...it had a good resolution at least (ooh, pun unintended):
Callmelennie - January 17, 2014 - Report this comment
I don't know if Onslaught's comment is THE best I've read in a while ... but it'll certainly do in a pinch
Peter Andersson - January 26, 2014 - Report this comment
This kind of parody will always flush out comments like that, he-he! :-)
Abbott Skelding - January 26, 2014 - Report this comment
I know most people aren't huge on potty humor, but I think it's hilarious. Downside to this spoof however is that is pacing was all over the place. Could have bee a little bit tighter, but still not too bad. Nice work!
Phil Alexander - January 29, 2014 - Report this comment
Sorry, this one just wasn't original enough such well-trod subject matter; rhyming with "solution"? There are hundreds of words you could use; plus, you don't have "a constipation", putting the extra word in to make the syllable count right is a lazy way to do it. An odd choice for SOTM: you're usually much better than this, Max.
bobpiecheese - January 31, 2014 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Definitely one of your better works, Max, although the pacing really could've used some work, and I don't get the New Year's Eve bit. Worth a 555
Matthias - February 02, 2014 - Report this comment
I'm not a fan of poop jokes but calling constipation a pain in the rear is a pretty funny line. If you can keep up this quality of work I'll love your stuff Max!
Blaydeman - February 04, 2014 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm usually not big on potty humor, but I can't deny I kind liked this one. Definitely one of your best.
Jeff Reuben - April 24, 2014 - Report this comment
I'm glad you were able to work this out :)
Abbott Skelding - April 24, 2014 - Report this comment
See above: I think you did an okay job, but something was a miss for me. I don't know if it was the pacing issues, or just because I prefer "Revolution 9" over "1". Either way, not a bad effort overall.
bobpiecheese - April 24, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above.
Blaydeman - April 24, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) See Above! ^^^
Glen S - April 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Favorite line was the opener about constipation, which IS a pain in the rear. Fun parody.

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