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Song Parodies -> "Bloodshoteye"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Tina Turner

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Max Power presents: Barroid Bonds as a bastardization of Ian Fleming's 007 in...Bloodshoteye
The expressions on the mirror
just more darkness in the veins
see the syringe in every shadow
like the ball I feel his bat

Bloodshoteye I found his secret
Bloodshoteye he cheats just to hit
Bloodshoteye have time for those pills
but a tainted stats will haunt him for his life

He'll never know how they tested him
without waking him up
He'll never know how it feels to hit homeruns
since '99
He'll never know the pain, the fights,
the sweats, the sweats he'd shed
but now his game must end
and soon, for 'roids are on his side

Slugs home runs through pills and syringes
feel his emptiness in the team
Giants fans they gather around him
if they had him they wouldn't let him go

Bloodshoteye not from lack of sleep
Silver syringe pumps him back to shape
bloodshoteye will show it forever
it'll take forever to fade
after that

They'll never know how he did it
from the shadow of Canseco
They'll never know how did the whole thing started
and then ended
It's fool's gold and money trap
He got for them tonight
Syringe is a prick, this time it won't work
now they've got you in their sight
With a Bloodshoteye, bloodshot, bloodshoteye
with a bloodshoteye, bloodshoteye.
The end of Bloodshoteye, but Bonds will return in...

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