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Song Parodies -> "Why Can't We Be Fiends?"

Original Song Title:

"Why Can't We Be Friends?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

War

Parody Song Title:

"Why Can't We Be Fiends?"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Popped into my head.
( music begins )

Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?

I stabbed you deep for a thousand times
I really hated you when you did some crimes

Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?

I have been stalkin' you in Chinatown
I followed you but you could not get out

Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?

I steal money from the charity drive
I want you go and raid a bee hive

Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?

The color of your soul don't matter to me
As long as we can live in blasphemy

Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?

I'd always want to be a dictator
so I can show you how much people I can kill

Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?

Silence I am very bright
and I can just execute you for good

Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?

I know you're working for rebel group
who wouldn't give you a chance to rest

Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?

Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?

Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
Why can't we be fiends?
( fades )

A development of an evil person.

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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Meriadoc - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Hi Max. I think you could have varied the choruses a bit (lots of things can be forced to rhyme with 'fiends' - ha ha), but for the most part, not bad.

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