-> "Evan, Please Be An Hero"
Original Song Title:
"Billy, Don't Be A Hero"
Parody Song Title:
"Evan, Please Be An Hero"
Those Jacko fans ran along same street
The tears of blues jumped in ahead
I looked across and there I saw Evan
Ready to go and leave ahead
And with those weights upon his shoulder
After the time he wrecked his life
From what I heard, his son told a lie
And through the noise I heard them say
"Evan, please be an hero, you're just a tool all your life"
"Evan, please be an hero, come here and we'll end your life"
And as he started to go they said "Evan, your life is lo-o-ow"
"Evan, please be an hero, we'll leave you be"
The scheming-dad was trapped in a down slide
The conflict raging all the time
The bastard cried "I cannot live on man"
"They don't want me to be around"
"There's no guarantee that it'll be quick "
"As I'm a piece of excrement"
And Evan's hand was clutching a weapon
Listenin' to the words they've said
"Evan, you are a zero, you are a fool with your life"
"Evan, you are a zero, get lost or we'll end your life"
And as he started to fall they've said "Evan, your life just blo-o-ow"
"Evan, you are a zero, please rot in peace"
I heard his family got a letter
That told how Evan died that day
The letter said that he was an hero
They should be proud he died that way
I heard they threw that letter away
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