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Song Parodies -> "Cutting Ducks"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Cutting Ducks"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

One day a lunatic goes around cutting off duck bills.
Cutting duck's bill
Making you ill

They all ask "What the hell?"
This isn't going well


Are you really mad?
Guess I'm just way too...
*singing ends*
No, really, what the heck is wrong with you?
Later, the nut was beaten up by Gilbert Gottfried.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Patrick - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment
There are enough disturbed people in the world, let's not be giving them ideas.
Jonathan - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment
gives a whole new meaning to the term "Bill Collector" doesn't it? 5's

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