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Song Parodies -> "Met-Sox Fans"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Met-Sox Fans"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

What's worse than Mets and Red Sox fans? Met-Sox fans! ( There are at least decent ones but the hybrids are different story )

Met-Sox fan
They've been slumming in their Met-Sox world
I bet they've never plan to get a life
I bet their mommy's are their own wife

I'm gonna beat up those Met-Sox fans
They've been living in their own little world
For long all these idiots have no life
And now they're looking beat their own wife
That's what they are

But when their team lost
They'll go troll some boards
And they will get out
And start a riot

We know they're not so smart
All because
They're just a bunch of Met-Sox fans
You know I've seen them in their Met-Sox world
They're getting excited of Lupica
And his obsession with the Yanks' payroll
They fap so hard

Met-Sox fan
You know they can't afford to those brain transplants
Maybe one day they'll leave the bandwagon
Won't understand what kind of pricks they've been
And out they go

And look who's running
It was one of them
And now it's stalking
It'll know it's too late

We know they're not so tough
All because
I hate those
Stupid Met-Sox fans
They've been slumming in their Met-Sox world
When will they finall shut the f**k up
And all they're doing is lloking for trouble
That's who they are


Met-Sox fans
They're all Met-Sox fans
You know I hate those
Stupid Met-Sox fans

Those Met-Sox fans
You know that I hate those
Stupid Met-Sox fans
Those Met-Sox fans
You know that I hate those
Stupid Met-Sox fans
Ultrafraud is next.

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Michael Pacholek - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, if only the parody was as good as the sentiment. I don't think there are any real Met-Sox fans, but then, I'm old enough to remember the 1986 World Series. (I rooted for the Sox in that one, because I hate the Mets THAT much. I'll never make THAT mistake again!) There are people who root for those teams simply because it ticks off Yankee Fans. Instead of a B or an interlocking N-Y on their caps, they should have an L for Losers.

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