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Song Parodies -> "Brady Hanging By An Open Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting By An Open Fire"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Brady Hanging By An Open Fire"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Interested in attending a Patriotic funeral? Granted it won't be as fun as the one in 2008 when Strahan yelled "We stomp you out!" while giving out an eulogy. Not to mention Belichick left the funeral early claiming that he needs to beat the traffic while listening to "Linkin Park" on his i-pod...
Still it'll be great!
Still it'll be great!
Brady hanging by an open fire
He died knowin' Pats are toast
Crazy screaming being heard in ire
Their awesome season have been hosed
Everybody have been screaming and it became cold
The fans will all throw a fit
Violent swings will soon stop and hold
A way to take some heat tonight
He'll stink for a bit by the way
From single game of balls and sacking by the way
And every Patriots fans lived in a lie
Tiredly asked coach for those reasons and why
New York now laughs at the cheating feat
To fans from year oh and eight
Although Pats got picked many times, many ways,
A very funny season to date
He died knowin' Pats are toast
Crazy screaming being heard in ire
Their awesome season have been hosed
Everybody have been screaming and it became cold
The fans will all throw a fit
Violent swings will soon stop and hold
A way to take some heat tonight
He'll stink for a bit by the way
From single game of balls and sacking by the way
And every Patriots fans lived in a lie
Tiredly asked coach for those reasons and why
New York now laughs at the cheating feat
To fans from year oh and eight
Although Pats got picked many times, many ways,
A very funny season to date
The Jets aka NFL's Mets probably won't make it past the Steelers but then again it doesn't mean they can't try. Here's hoping they'll pull it off, but who knows however...
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Max - Well stated! Jets vs. Steelers...shudder! I'm AFC all the way, but this time I'll have to pull for Green Bay or Chicago! Good job! ;D
Hangin' tough
Of the four teams left, the Jets have the longest dry spell in getting to the Super Bowl. 1969 and Broadway Joe are a distant memory, so J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS! WIN IT ALL!
The Jets drank the Pats' milkshake. Did you catch all those Pats fans leaving early? When the Pats still theoretically had a chance? Have they no faith in their cheating heroes? I'll bet if it was a Yanks-Sox game, the Chowdaheads would've stayed!
I have a great parody recording of this great event posting soon(the lyrics will be posted on Friday), GREAT parody!
Thanks for the feedback, I appreciate it! While it may not be as good as my other Tom Brady's suicide parody, it's still one of my proudest work!
Awww! Max! The title had me going, I was desperately hoping it was about Mike. Or Carol...
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