He always limps while others balk
He walks while other men just talk
He looks at this world, and wants it end,
So he strikes, his hemmoroid

He knows the meaning of pain
He just needs more, of that hemmoroid cream
They call him the loser who takes all
And he strikes, his hemmoroid

Any tumor he gets, he'll beat
He will break any tumors without effort
His days of limping are all gone
His fight goes on and on and on

But he thinks that the fight is worth it all
So he strikes the hemmoroid