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Song Parodies -> "Bonds"

Original Song Title:

"Gone"

Original Performer:

NSYNC

Parody Song Title:

"Bonds"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Was in a hurry to finish this by tomorrow.
There were thousand things we should've done
To make you come clean
Oh, seems so long ago you hit singles
You were scrawny
I remember what you said to me
'I will try some new stuff'
and perhaps were all too blind to see
Did you just used that stuff?

Was it the home run craze
That send you to the haze?
All those stuff you've taken made you cold
If I could turn back the time
To make it so that you will just fold
But right now..

I've been watching you
Just can't stop wondering
I've tried my best to get you to stop juicing up
You've drove yourself insane
Telling me to f**k myself
But the fact is that..

You're Bonds..
You're Bonds..
You're Barry Bonds
Barry Bonds, juicer boy, you're Bonds..
You're gone..
You're...

I don't want it to go public, for now
Won't change the fact that you're Bonds
But if there's someone to stop you now
Can't you please tell me who?
Your time is now running out very quick
Sports will go on without you
and maybe I could convince you to quit now
Just to save your dignity

You should just sit alone
and find a way to come clean
Just to stop dissing everyone
and we knew in our hearts
You can't deny that you took steroids
Please admit it

Nooooo....

I've been watching you
Just can't stop wondering
I've tried my best to get you to stop juicing up
You've drove yourself insane
Telling me to f**k myself
But the fact is that..

You're Bonds..
You're Bonds..
You're Bonds
You're Bonds...you're Bonds.. you're....
Bonds

Ohhh...

What should I do
If I can't ban you now
What am I going to do?
Selig's head's in his butt
Now that we are apart
Is baseball still your heart?
Juicer why can't you see?
That we need you quit just now
Oohhh...

I've been watching you
Just can't stop wondering
I've tried my best to get you to stop juicing up
You've drove yourself insane
Telling me to f**k myself
But the fact is that..

I've been watching you
Just can't stop wondering
I've tried my best to get you to stop juicing up
You've drove yourself insane
Telling me to f**k myself
But the fact is that..

You're Bonds..
You're Bonds..
You're Bonds
You're Bonds
Bonds
You're Bonds..

But the fact is that..s
You're....
Here it is.

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Max Power - August 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Barry Bonds fan?
Jason - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I must admit that writing comments such I was 'I was in a hurry to finish this' or 'Here it the parody fixed' doesn't help when it comes to votes or receiving comments. Just my humble opinion.

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