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Song Parodies -> "Crab People"

Original Song Title:

"Goldfinger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"Crab People"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Crab people, crab people...
Crab people
Taste like crab, the crabs we have for lunch
That's way too much
All those bad people
Beckons you to change everything within'
But don't give in

Crabby worlds should not make you jerk a tear
As their lives can disguise what you fear
All those crab people knows when they would bite
We can't let them fight...

Those filthy crab people
Taste like crabs, while they may act so bold
Their cards will fold

Crabby worlds should not make you jerk a tear
As their lives can disguise what you fear
All those crab people knows when they would bite
We can't let them fight...

Those filthy crab people
Taste like crabs, while they may act so bold
Their cards will fold
They are really cold
Just got sold
They are cold
They are really cold
Just got sold
They are cold
Taste like crabs, talk like people...

When all the world is metrosexual, the crab people shall finally reign supreme!

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? - June 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Good afternoon Max P, this was okay.

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