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Song Parodies -> "Just Got AIDS"

Original Song Title:

"Just Got Paid"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Just Got AIDS"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

A long awaited sequel to "Just Got Laid"
It is now Monday night and I
just-just-just-just-juuuuuuust got AIDS
(I'm screwed, I'm screwed, I'm screwed, I'm screwed...)
bad, d'ohh...

Just got AIDS, gonna die
Party humpin', feelin' high
Hands are shakin', all the time
Messed it up, so now I'm goin' down

Checked the mirror, lookin' blight
Ran back tonight, nothing to hide
Everything's quaking, cannot fight
Feel the bleeding, trying to bide
Feelin' no mood
Did you know, I am dyin' in the heat
Dyin'', d'oh, dyin', no, no, no, noooo
Just got AIDS, Monday night
Hooker pumpin', feelin bright
Limbs are shakin', everytime
F**ked it up, so now I'm goin' down

Well these people said getting AIDS is impossible
But when I get down on a whore, whoa, I am stoppable
And it's possible when ya hear your voices fade down
You'll be hittin' your head 'till you kill a clown

Now I know you thought I have my way (way)
My life's gonna fail and it will pay (pay)
And soon you'll notice my body's filled with band-aids
Cuz I just (just) got (got) AIDS (AIDS) d'oh

On a door, shaking from the heat (shaking from the heat)
Last night, took it deep (deep fling)
One day maybe, going by (you look fine that night)
Come on lady, I was polite...
I hate to say my life's through
Yes, I need a seat
When I'm shaking in the heat
I'm tired all these freakin' symptoms, baby
I am now goin' down, I'm goin' down

Just got AIDS, gonna die
I was jumpin', feelin' high
Hands are shakin', all the time
Messed it up, so now I'm goin' down

Just got AIDS, Monday night
Kept on pumpin', feelin light (tell you what the symptom is)
Body shakin', all the time
I am f**ked, so now I'm goin' down

It's low
It's low
It's too low
It's too low
So ho ho ho
It's low

Just got AIDS, I'm not fine
I am lumpin', life's on line (just tell you what the symptom is...)
Ground is shakin', all the time
I am done, really am going down (going down)

Just got AIDS, I'm gonna die
Just start falling, feeling light (having a bad time today)
Body quakin', on a ground
I am f**ked, so now I'm gonna die (I'm gonna die)

I'm gonna die, die...
I'm gonna die.. no..

Eh, I'm dead
Here it is

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 12

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Matthias - March 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Reminds me of that song in "Team America: World Police" where they're parodying RENT and they do a song called "Everyone Has AIDS". Good stuff here as well.
Agrimorfee - April 04, 2013 - Report this comment
I dunno Max, there's two different ways you could have gone with thgis parody...and you did both of them...sick funny, and sick depressing.
bobpiecheese - April 08, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) Wow...I've heard of so offensive, it's funny, but that was not funny in the slightest. I usually don't enjoy your parodies because I don't get the joke. This time, though, I get the joke...and I am not amused. This was a waste of a N*Sync song that not a lot of people know, IMO.
Glen S - April 08, 2013 - Report this comment
Yikes. Funny in a sick way but also very dark. Makes me feel sadhappy, kind of. Nice rhyme scheme.
Blaydeman - April 08, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Really funny, but really dark and kind of gross. These are a few of my favorite things.
Abbott Skelding - April 09, 2013 - Report this comment
I'm usually a fan of dark humor, but this was just not funny to me. Nice job pacing, but the humor was not there.

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