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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Take Your Ham"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Take Your Ham"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Pork, the other white meat!
Oh yeah, I'll ask for something
I hope you'll understand
When I ask for something
I wanna take your ham
I wanna take your ham
I wanna take your ham

Some cheese, send to me
Just let me have your ham
and please, give to me

Please let me eat your ham
Now let me eat your ham
I wanna eat your ham

So when I eat it, I feel happy, inside
It's such a feeling
That I love
Dried pork rinds
Dried pork rinds
Dried pork rinds

Hey you, give me something
I hope you'll comprehend
When I ask for something
I'm gonna eat that ham
I'm gonna eat that ham
I'm gonna eat that ham

So when I eat it, I feel happy, inside
It's such a feeling
That I love
Fried pork rinds
Fried pork rinds
Fried pork rinds

So yeah, I'll ask for something
I hope you'll understand
When I ask for something
I wanna take your ham
I wanna take your ham
I wanna take your ham
I wanna take your ha-a-a-a-a-a-am


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? - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
This is a MASSIVE improvement over the stuff you usually write. See I can leave a nice comment for you if u write well.
Michael Pacholek - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
This parody is good -- but it's not kosher!
Patrick - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Michael beat me to the best line.
Max Power to ? - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
You hardly wrote anything positive and have a habit of dropping anonymous one bombs while denying it. Come to think of it, when you did wrote something positive, an ice cream truck came and gave out ice cream for free.
Max Power - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments, look out for my next work tomorrow.
? - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Ok I shan't bother next time. Happy now?
Max Power - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
You'll be back and besides I like free ice cream.
Sam I Am - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Would you like green eggs with that? 555! :^D
Max Power - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Don't mind if I do! :D
WCJ - July 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Now that I know that you like Green Eggs and Ham, you can say "Thank you, Thank You, Sam I Am!" ;-D
Wild Child JIN - July 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Just in case you didn't figure it out from the above clue, I am Sam, Sam I Am, ;-D, Who posted the comment under "Sam I Am" ;-)
Max Power - July 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank you Sam I Am.
UnKnownVotrix - July 06, 2011 - Report this comment
careful there, Sir Hop-On-Pop ! !
Dr. Seuss - July 06, 2011 - Report this comment
"Sir Hop-On-Pop" Did you write that or did I?
Max Power - July 06, 2011 - Report this comment
There's always dirty pop. ;D
Max Power - July 07, 2011 - Report this comment
To those wondering, some of my recent works isn't being accepted. With that said, there might be a bit of a delay. I apologize for the inconvenience.

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