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Song Parodies -> "Girardi Throws Games"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Girardi Throws Games"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

The guy has a penchant for managing to lose since around 2011 or 2012, what happened? Even Joe Torre when he had Felix El Horridia and Juan Avocado wasn't this bad. With the way things are going, even Mariano Rivera would end up somewhat sucking with the way Girardi have been handling the bullpen.
Girardi choked
Girardi choked

He's managing to lose
Put the fans in the blues

What's with him?
Is he dim?
We can't win.

Game should have won
But Joe is
Also at this point, I rather that he send out Clipper the big red dog than sending out Clippard in the 7th.

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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Jonathan - July 05, 2017 - Report this comment
baseball? forgive my ignorance, I don't really follow sports. the only one I used to follow was football, but I haven't even watched much of that since they screwed Tim Tebow over! 5s
Michael Pacholek - July 05, 2017 - Report this comment
He did it again today! How many more times, Joe, treat us the way that you do?
Max Power - July 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Yeah, I don't know if I can take another installment of "JoGi's Bizarre Decisions". He practically screwed up Betances with the way he handled him.
James (Scooter) Comey - July 06, 2017 - Report this comment
The dirty secret is that the Jays hacked Cash's computer and also stole some key emojis from Didi. International incident. Canada is meddling with Legend and Mystique. Our national pastime is at stake and Trump says it could be a 400 lb. guy sitting on a bed in New Jersey. Michael?
Michael Pacholek - July 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Don't look at me, I'm only half the man you think I am.
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