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Song Parodies -> "Bagshot"

Original Song Title:

"Big Shot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Bagshot"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

My theory on who killed Bagshot and why
We went downtown flying on our stupid brooms
In our fine dark Death Eater robes
He had gone f**king insane from 'shrooms
And a wand up his lobes
And then we arrived in the evening
With your head up your ass
And your brain too tired from weed
Get out or your time will soon pass
Because I've got a snake to feed

Because you just had to kill Bagshot, didn't you
Just before we can hear her out
You had to be a dumbass, didn't you
Now your wand's just got revoked
You had to snuff her just now, that's right
You know she won't put up a fight
You are now in a bad light
You just had to kill Bagshot tonight

We don't care if you're friends with Elton John
Or the fact that you've killed Dumbledore
Or the fact that you've injured Tommy John
You're just like Michael Moore
But right now we cannot give up
After you've f**ked up
But I'm willing to let you live
As you know the reason why
Next time try not to get high

Yes, yes, you just had to kill Bagshot, didn't you
You did it right in front of us
You had to be a dumbass, didn't you
All of us went on to cuss
There's no need to snuff her just yet, not yet
Since you're still important right now
I will not kill you just yet, not yet
You just had to kill Bagshot tonight

Well, it's no big deal for that stuff anyway
As Harry Potter will come to me
Wouldn't last long anyway
Though she'd tell us what we wanted to hear
No, no, no, no, no, no, you just had to kill Bagshot, didn't you
Just before we can hear her out
You had to be a dumbass, didn't you
Now your wand's just got revoked
You had to snuff her just now, that's right
You know she won't put up a fight
You are now in a bad light
You just had to kill Bagshot tonight
Snape have to spare her from torture though it still doesn't stop V from descrating her body and may have performed some form of necrophilia

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 12

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Smeg And The Heads - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked it ... probably a closet Death Eater who gave it the 1s
Peter Andersson - December 09, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Can HP fans be called Potheads? If so you have another parody just sitting there in front of you Max! :-)
Agrimorfee - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice idea, could have had a bit more cleverness instead of randomness with Michael Moore and Elton John and Tommy John (who's that? )
Matthias - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
-Originality: (D): This would have been more appropriate on a Fanfiction page than it would on an Amiright page, because even though I read the Harry Potter books, I was still lost. Which book did this take place in, and was Bagshot one of the major characters? I may have heard her name before, but I think she was like a minor Death Eater and nothing all that important, nor anybody but huge Harry Potter fans would know about. - Pacing: (B): It paced pretty well actually there were a few glitches, but over all it was a pretty decently paced parody. -Comedy: (D): Since I couldn't get into it, nor really understand it, I didn't think it was really all that funny. -Overall: (C-): Sorry Max, but you have a lot of room for improvement, and I know that giving your parody a C- will probably hurt my voting from you, but I felt I should be honest.
Red Ant - December 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Well-paced and rhymed to a tough OS, Max. Unfortunately, I know zip about the topic, but "We don't care if you're friends with Elton John" made me smile.
Guy - December 23, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM-NOV) Not an HP fan but you 'spelled' this out well. I got the gist unlike Red Ant who got somehting that sounds like 'gist'.
Smeg And The Heads - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Comment above
Jason - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice
stuart mcarthur - December 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm assuming Bagshot is a HP character and Rowling killed her off, or maybe another character did? Is that idea? If so, a very clever title sub, and channelling of your anger Max - even though I know nothing about HP, the writing's very good - 555
bobpiecheese - December 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Wait...that was related to Harry Potter? I just thought that HP and Dumbledore were name-drops. Can't really say much else, as I know zip about HP and I also DKTOS, so that's a double whammy.
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - December 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ok, written pretty well, Bagshot? Interesting. . .
Max Power - December 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Bagshot's a historian of Hogwarts first mentioned in the first book. She was later introduced in the last book but it turns out she's been dead for some time and a snake was using her body.
Mikey Squirrel - December 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM- When I first saw this title, I thought this was about... well, someone taking a shot at someone's.. umm.. well, you get the idea. I haven't read the last HP book, but this was really good, Max.
Kristof Robertson - December 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) One of your best writes, Max. I'm a HP fan so I got all the references: unfortunately, a majority of readers probably won't, which may cause this to suffer in SOTM. Nevertheless, very well done! 555+
Phil Alexander - December 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Only read as far as book 4 when diminishing returns set in (more book to read, much less worth reading in it), so AFAIK "Bagshot" is a town in Surrey a few miles to the South of me... if someone killed Bagshot, then it's probably because they missed Slough.
Jeff Reuben - December 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Thought this would be a golf parody for some reason. I've read the books, so I got something out of this...enjoyed it.
Jack Wilson - December 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty good,5s

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