-> "Bagshot"
Original Song Title:
"Big Shot"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bagshot"
The Lyrics
We went downtown flying on our stupid brooms
In our fine dark Death Eater robes
He had gone f**king insane from 'shrooms
And a wand up his lobes
And then we arrived in the evening
With your head up your ass
And your brain too tired from weed
Get out or your time will soon pass
Because I've got a snake to feed
Because you just had to kill Bagshot, didn't you
Just before we can hear her out
You had to be a dumbass, didn't you
Now your wand's just got revoked
You had to snuff her just now, that's right
You know she won't put up a fight
You are now in a bad light
You just had to kill Bagshot tonight
We don't care if you're friends with Elton John
Or the fact that you've killed Dumbledore
Or the fact that you've injured Tommy John
You're just like Michael Moore
But right now we cannot give up
After you've f**ked up
But I'm willing to let you live
As you know the reason why
Next time try not to get high
Yes, yes, you just had to kill Bagshot, didn't you
You did it right in front of us
You had to be a dumbass, didn't you
All of us went on to cuss
There's no need to snuff her just yet, not yet
Since you're still important right now
I will not kill you just yet, not yet
You just had to kill Bagshot tonight
Well, it's no big deal for that stuff anyway
As Harry Potter will come to me
Wouldn't last long anyway
Though she'd tell us what we wanted to hear
No, no, no, no, no, no, you just had to kill Bagshot, didn't you
Just before we can hear her out
You had to be a dumbass, didn't you
Now your wand's just got revoked
You had to snuff her just now, that's right
You know she won't put up a fight
You are now in a bad light
You just had to kill Bagshot tonight
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