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Song Parodies -> "**** The Westboro"

Original Song Title:

"For The Longest Time"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"**** The Westboro"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church
Oh, Oh, Oh
**** the Westboro
Oh, Oh, Oh
**** the Westboro

What you people need is your heads checked
Many of you want to start a fight
What else would you do, one day you'll all get pecked
This is why I said **** the Westboro

How many incidents have you caused
Everyone knows ignorance goes on
At his funeral, you start spewing crap on the lawn *
This is why I said **** the Westboro

Oh, Oh, Oh
**** the Westboro
Oh, Oh, Oh
**** the Westboro

The cops are here to take you away
You people are going to get sued
Everyone hates you, and you all need Jesus too
This is why I said **** the Westboro

Maybe this won't last forever
Phelps' the anti-Graham
He should be in 'Nam
Maybe I've gone too far
Like Bouton's book called " Ball Four "

Who knows how much longer you'll go on
We know you're not doing it for fun
You should all give up, just go home and have a nice cup
This is why I said **** the Westboro

You are all f**ked up from the start
If there's one of you, watch out for a dart
All of you should be shipped to Iran
Fred Phelps has gone too far
Even worse than Michael Moore

You may care what attention it brings
Phelps have been a fool on many things
All of you should stop, As you'll know the reasons why
All of you should stop preaching the Westboro's crime

Oh, Oh, Oh
**** the Westboro
Oh, Oh, Oh
**** the Westboro

( fades )
* Reference to Matthew Shepard's funeral

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 10

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Max Power - December 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I can see Fred Phelps is on the site as well.
Michael Pacholek - December 26, 2007 - Report this comment
The pacing was way off, but the thought was right on, so we'll forgive you a lot sooner than we'll forgive them.
Guest - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
TOS is simply titled "The Longest Time" and the parody wasn't paced well. So I give you a 3/5/5

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