Song Parodies -> It's Always A Planet

Original Song Title:

"She's Always A Woman"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

  
Parody Song Title:

"It's Always A Planet"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

Song about Pluto's demotion.
It can be cold as an ice
It can wound with frostbites
It can ruin astronomy with casual lies
And it can't reveal what you wanted you to see
It hides in the dark
But it's always a planet to me

It can lull you to sleep
It can take you and moon you
It can't ask for anything
But it'll always believe in you
And it'll give what you took from it as long it's neat
It's small as a moon
But it's always a planet to me

Oh, it takes care of itself
It can't wait forever
It's behind of our time
Oh, and it never gives up
And it always goes down
It can't change it's mind

It can't promise anything
Like the Garden of Eden
Then it'll carelessly freeze you
And jeers while you're dyin'
Then it'll bring out it's worst
And the worse you can't be
Just f**k all the experts
But it's always a planet to me

It is frequently cold
And it's suddenly cruel
It can't do as it pleases
It's nobody's moon
But it can be demoted
It's thousand below zero
And the least it can do
Is hiding from the sun
But it's always a planet to me
Always a planet to me.
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Yet Another Dutchman - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Pluto was demoted because a planet isn't supposed to circle Disneyland. Seriously though, I think this was adorable praise for Pluto.
Arwen - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh...one of those things I wish I had thought to do first. I seriously find myself in a bit of a depressive state when I think about poor little Pluto...=(
Meriadoc - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Pacing a teeny bit off, but the idea was fantastic and made for a very funny overall effort.
Peregrin - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
We need more planet parodies :)
2Eagle - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
If it orbits the sun, it's a planet. Remember that "planet" is a word for wanderer.
Michael Pacholek - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Anything that depresses Arwen is a wrong that must be avenged! I guess this means I've got to come up with my own Pluto parody.
The Charnstar - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I love it, although the pacing is a tad bit iffy, great stuff, and personally, I would've written it about Uranus, cause everyone teases it... What did it ever do to us?... yet?.. Anyway, great stuff, 4-5-5
The Charnstar - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Whoa, I just read about that Pluto demotion, NOW I understand why you wrote this parody about Pluto LOL! Sorry
TJC - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
And Disney still insists Goofy is not a dog! Perhaps, like Pluto, he's a planetoid
Travis - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I feel sorry for pluto

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