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Song Parodies -> "Puppies Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Puppies Roasting On An Open Fire"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Let's roast some puppies!!!
Puppies roasting on an open fire,
Nice smell climbing to my nose,
Helpless barkings being drowned by the fire,
The folks all yelled out "What the hell?"
Everybody wants some kittens and some parakeets,
But they have some puppy fright
Tiny dots in their eyes all will glow
We'll find them nice to eat tonight.
We drank some Fantas on the way;
We're bloated with those gas and puppies smells so great
And every town folks' children's going to cry,
Angrily ask us for those reasons and why
And so I'm offering some puppy meat,
To kids from 1992,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very painful Christmas to you
Nice smell climbing to my nose,
Helpless barkings being drowned by the fire,
The folks all yelled out "What the hell?"
Everybody wants some kittens and some parakeets,
But they have some puppy fright
Tiny dots in their eyes all will glow
We'll find them nice to eat tonight.
We drank some Fantas on the way;
We're bloated with those gas and puppies smells so great
And every town folks' children's going to cry,
Angrily ask us for those reasons and why
And so I'm offering some puppy meat,
To kids from 1992,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very painful Christmas to you
Just to let you know, Michael Vick's a great help!
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So, how long have you been into Third World cuisine? ;D
Look at me, I'm being witty! Lol!
Sick.
Gave the benefit of the doubt on the extra syllables in the last line, assuming you might have heard someone sing last line as "A very merry Xmas..." .... AFAIK, OS is just "Merry Christmas to you". 511
Gave the benefit of the doubt on the extra syllables in the last line, assuming you might have heard someone sing last line as "A very merry Xmas..." .... AFAIK, OS is just "Merry Christmas to you". 511
I don't tend to comment on Max Power's parodies all that often, but this was repulsive, and not all that good altogether. 3-1-3.
And another thing: The reference to Michael Vick didn't help the parody any, either.
Nope, not even close to being funny. Sad, very, very sad
What's up with this person? He is SO unpleasant and nasty and he wonders why he gets 1'ed all the time. .
Some people think you're mean for promoting canine cuisine. I didn't get this reaction when I used the same tune to simulate cooking people. Interesting.
I know, guess some people are just too thin-skinned. Pardon the pun.
On second thought, PETA cares more about animals than humans...
Sir, it's just as 'Vickfull', as it is despicable!
I cant find any humor in this nor do I see ny point for this. I give you a WTF vote
Dear God, this is ghastly. How in the hell can you drink Fanta? =) btw, this is probably something from uncyclopedia. In the right context, it can be funny, due to its utter absurdity. Reserving my vote for now
I was thirsty and someone bet me $20, I needed the money...:D
So your bet was to see if you dared to write this? At least you won, could do with some extra for my Christmas Shopping.
Actually I was joking with Red Ant about Fanta. Guess I have to write something people would find "offensive" to you know...
Offensive content? I've written some of that, but not just opinionated political parodies. I've written about a Spanish Inquisition-era corporal-punishment/torture device, shooting armored car guards, a homicidal 1958 Plymouth Fury, and bodily fluids of various kinds, but nothing quite like this. Ghastly and disturbing, yes, but there are people in this world who eat dogs and cats, and people who like parodies of this stripe.
You'd be surprised, remember PETA? Though granted PETA's known for their sheer hypocrisy and so on.
Max, are you on Facebook by any chance?
No.
This has nothing to do with PETA's preferences. It's just ghastly to anyone who happens to like animals. CRUEL to owners of animals who automatically imagine their poor dog in that situation. No vote due to offensive 'material'.
Lol.
Arf
Talk about overreacting, oh well.
After spending some time in China last month, you can guess. Just to let you know, in Sichuan they went way overboard with peppers.
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