Song Parodies -> The Man With The Golden Syringe
| Original Song Title: | "The Man With The Golden Gun" |
| Original Performer: | Lulu |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Man With The Golden Syringe" |
| Parody Written by: | Max Power |
007 Barry Bonds' new adventure awaits!
( music begins )
He has a powerful needle,
He charges a million per shot
A juicer that's second to none,
The man with the golden syringe
Lurking in some brightened doorway,
Or crouched on a rooftop somewhere,
He may not have the license to juice,
The man with the golden syringe.
No love is required, whenever he's hired,
It comes just before the game
No one can catch him, no juicer can match him
For his million dollar skill
One golden shot means another lucky cheat
Has come to a glittering beginning
For a price he'll juice anyone,
The man with the golden syringe
His eye may be on you or me,
Who will he juice?
We shall see.
( music break )
No love is required, whenever he's hired,
It comes just before the game
No one can catch him, no juicer can match him
For his million dollar skill
One golden shot means another lucky cheat
Has come to a glittering beginning
For a price he'll juice anyone,
The man with the golden syringe
Will get it done
He'll juice anyone
With his golden syringe.
He has a powerful needle,
He charges a million per shot
A juicer that's second to none,
The man with the golden syringe
Lurking in some brightened doorway,
Or crouched on a rooftop somewhere,
He may not have the license to juice,
The man with the golden syringe.
No love is required, whenever he's hired,
It comes just before the game
No one can catch him, no juicer can match him
For his million dollar skill
One golden shot means another lucky cheat
Has come to a glittering beginning
For a price he'll juice anyone,
The man with the golden syringe
His eye may be on you or me,
Who will he juice?
We shall see.
( music break )
No love is required, whenever he's hired,
It comes just before the game
No one can catch him, no juicer can match him
For his million dollar skill
One golden shot means another lucky cheat
Has come to a glittering beginning
For a price he'll juice anyone,
The man with the golden syringe
Will get it done
He'll juice anyone
With his golden syringe.
He will return.
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