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Song Parodies -> "Bean the Batter"
Original Song Title:
"Love and Marriage"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Bean the Batter"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
In baseball, there are certain teams that would order their pitcher to bean the batter deemed a threat. There are few that have a nasty reputation of doing so and gets away with it most of the time. I won't be naming names but while it happens since it's baseball, it can sometimes turn things for the worse.....
Bean your problems, bean your problems
Makes as much sense like those crazy muslims
These I've brought up today
These can be mentioned in your essay
Bean the batter, bean the batter
Such a cowardice from depths of Paris
Ask a local viewer
And he will try to someone to skewer
Try, try, try to deny no doubt
It's a delusion
Try, try, try, and you cannot back out
This is intrusion
Bean your problems, bean your problems
Almost as dense as those crazy muslims
These I've brought up today
These can be mentioned in your essay
Makes as much sense like those crazy muslims
These I've brought up today
These can be mentioned in your essay
Bean the batter, bean the batter
Such a cowardice from depths of Paris
Ask a local viewer
And he will try to someone to skewer
Try, try, try to deny no doubt
It's a delusion
Try, try, try, and you cannot back out
This is intrusion
Bean your problems, bean your problems
Almost as dense as those crazy muslims
These I've brought up today
These can be mentioned in your essay
If the batter gets beaned in the balls, what would you call it?
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Isn't batter what you have on your fish and chips? And baked beans as well?
Now that you mentioned baked beans, this might give someone a hint. Thanks for spoiling it ;D
Lol I thought this really was a food parody! Also I TAKE BACK my Bin Laden remarks. Plz do a baked beans parody!
You never should have used it in a first place being that you compared a parody writer to a terrorist who was responsible for the deaths of thousands of people.
Like I said I'm very sorry.
Okay, next time watch what you post. As for the baked beans parody, it depends on the idea itself. If something comes up...
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