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Song Parodies -> "Ballad of John Lackey"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Ballad of John Lackey"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Blaming his crappy performance on his team mate? Well it fits since Cubs fans were willing to blame one of their own in 2003...
Lackey is mad
Pitching is bad

He got lit up so much
Made Cubs fans lose their lunch

Is there a chance
For a dance?
Keep fighting...

Still play in Fall
All that numbers...
...I got nothing, just like Lackey
At least the Cubs manage to make sure that they'll play in November. Now if they can push it to seven, anything is possible!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Gerald - November 01, 2016 - Report this comment
Is this parody lacking? No! 5-5-5
Jonathan - November 01, 2016 - Report this comment
there's been no lack of "Zestfully Clean" parodies around here since Nostalgia Critic's commercial video featured the OS, and that's a good thing! 5s
? - November 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Never heard of him

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