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Song Parodies -> "I Snuff Kitties"
Original Song Title:
"I Feel Pretty"
Original Performer:
West Side Story soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"I Snuff Kitties"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
A darker version of "I Huff Kitties".Feel free to snuff it up.
I snuff kitties,
Snuff some kitties,
I snuff kitties as their eyes goes wide.
They’re so skitty,
But I'm not doing it out of spite.
They're so charming
I'm just farming,
All those fluffy furs soon to be peeled,
Love these kitties
Just see for yourselves how they are peeled.
Caught that kitty right above that cupboard,
Trying hard to escape from me.
I need kitty mix—
I have morning stress,
I have lack of style;
Won't set kitty free!
Now they're huffing
Dying, panting,
It is stunning
With sad mewings destroyed
Not for long
Those orange ones will be employed.
Snuff some kitties,
I snuff kitties as their eyes goes wide.
They’re so skitty,
But I'm not doing it out of spite.
They're so charming
I'm just farming,
All those fluffy furs soon to be peeled,
Love these kitties
Just see for yourselves how they are peeled.
Caught that kitty right above that cupboard,
Trying hard to escape from me.
I need kitty mix—
I have morning stress,
I have lack of style;
Won't set kitty free!
Now they're huffing
Dying, panting,
It is stunning
With sad mewings destroyed
Not for long
Those orange ones will be employed.
Here you go.
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HA! Proves my point over how much you love to shove your nose up a cat's rear end!
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