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Song Parodies -> "Lord of the Ring"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Lord of the Ring"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Way to sum it up...poorly.
What is that thing?
That evil ring.

What'll happen at this rate?
Leaving us to our fates?

Must burn it
Must melt it
Destroy it...

We're at Mount Doom
All ready to go...
Gollum isn't invited so he gets left out.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 19

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 5   18

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? - December 14, 2015 - Report this comment
Like your prelude says, poorly (written) indeed.
@? - December 14, 2015 - Report this comment
About as poor as your comments, toad boy 8))
! - December 14, 2015 - Report this comment
psst... no idea who "?" is but I'm actually Jonathan I'm just posting anonymously! 5's

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