Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Too Many Beans"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Too Many Beans"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Sharding...more than just awkward, it's not a good feeling.
Too many beans
Made my butt sing

It got me all bloated
And my pants got coated

It's smelly
Really stinky
Now it's sticky

Pants now unclean
It really...
No amount of Beano can help.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   10

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

annimal - December 29, 2016 - Report this comment
I say you boys had enough
Max Power - December 29, 2016 - Report this comment
You said it.
Jonathan - December 29, 2016 - Report this comment
what a gas! no really, it's the $#!^! 5s
Larry Hensley - December 29, 2016 - Report this comment
And this will be the next commercial for Bush's Baked Beans! Maybe not. 5's

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 238