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Song Parodies -> "Billy And The Mets"

Original Song Title:

"Benny And The Jets"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Billy And The Mets"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

The turmoil in the Phillies
Hey GM, shake them up already
The media ripped us apart
That's been known to change already
We'll gut our sorry team tonight
Don't stick around
We're gonna see Mary Sue Styles
Dancing to the sound

Say, Gordon and Abreu, where have you two gone
But they're all sold out, Billy and the Mets
The Phillies are sad and pathetic
That's why Billy Wagner left
They got a record of the Devil Rays
You know I seen it from the standings
Billy and the Mets

Hey GM, get rid of those losers
Abreu's slacked off
So Billy Wagner left them
We'll just give up, send them to the contenders
Where they'll fight their way to the championship
To find out who's wrong all along

Say, Gordon and Abreu, where have you two gone
But they're all sold out, Billy and the Mets
The Phillies are sad and pathetic
That's why Billy Wagner left
They got a record of the Devil Rays
You know I seen it from the standings
Billy and the Mets

Say, Gordon and Abreu, where have you two gone
But they're all sold out, Billy and the Mets
The Phillies are sad and pathetic
That's why Billy Wagner left
They got a record of the Devil Rays
You know I seen it from the standings
Billy and the Mets

Billy...
Billy...
Billy...
Billy...
Billy...and the Mets
Though Wagner wasn't exactly great this year but hey, at least he'll make the postseason. Hope the Yankees will too.

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