Song Parodies -> A Hobo In A Deli ( rewrite )
| Original Song Title: | "A Farmer In A Dell" |
| Original Performer: | Mother Goose Nursery Rhyme |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Hobo In A Deli ( rewrite )" |
| Parody Written by: | Max Power |
Slight rewrite.
A hobo in a deli,
A hobo in a deli,
High-ho, the herry-o,
A hobo in a deli.
A hobo robs a deli,
A hobo robs a deli,
High-ho, the herry-o,
A hobo robs a deli.
A hobo beats a clerk,
A hobo beats a clerk,
High-ho, the herry-o,
A hobo beats a clerk.
A clerk called the cops,
A clerk called the cops,
High-ho, the herry-o,
A clerk called the cops.
The cops brings the guns,
The cops brings the guns,
High-ho, the herry-o,
The cops brings the guns.
The guns fires the bullets,
The guns fires the bullets,
High-ho, the herry-o,
The guns fires the bullets.
The bullets hits a bum,
The bullets hits a bum,
High-ho, the herry-o,
The bullets hits a bum.
The bum lays on the ground,
The bum lays on the ground,
High-ho, the herry-o,
The bum lays on the ground.
The ground is stained with blood,
The ground is stained with blood,
High-ho, the herry-o,
The ground is stained with blood.
A hobo in a deli,
High-ho, the herry-o,
A hobo in a deli.
A hobo robs a deli,
A hobo robs a deli,
High-ho, the herry-o,
A hobo robs a deli.
A hobo beats a clerk,
A hobo beats a clerk,
High-ho, the herry-o,
A hobo beats a clerk.
A clerk called the cops,
A clerk called the cops,
High-ho, the herry-o,
A clerk called the cops.
The cops brings the guns,
The cops brings the guns,
High-ho, the herry-o,
The cops brings the guns.
The guns fires the bullets,
The guns fires the bullets,
High-ho, the herry-o,
The guns fires the bullets.
The bullets hits a bum,
The bullets hits a bum,
High-ho, the herry-o,
The bullets hits a bum.
The bum lays on the ground,
The bum lays on the ground,
High-ho, the herry-o,
The bum lays on the ground.
The ground is stained with blood,
The ground is stained with blood,
High-ho, the herry-o,
The ground is stained with blood.
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i found it funny because in the uk a bum is your ass which gives your parody a whole new meaning !lol
(ABC#3) you've got to be kidding me. ::)
ABC3A - At least I know the song for this one...
(ABC) Interesting concept.
(ABC) This parody's one of those "Things That Make You Go Hmmm ".
And... Uhm......... Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....
(ABC3) Hmmm... I wonder if the Columbine shooters sung something like this when they were 6. I give you credit for telling a story with such a short song.
(ABC3) hmm, didn't I see this on CSI one week? - Mad(cap) Max
ABC--definitely the feel good parody of the month. ; )
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