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Song Parodies -> "Jets Fans 2.0 (Pity Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Fish Heads"

Original Performer:

Barnes & Barnes

Parody Song Title:

"Jets Fans 2.0 (Pity Song)"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Member when the Jets fans bragged about their team almost making it to the Super Bowl two years in a row (before choking in a heartbreaking fashion each time). *sigh*
Jets fans, Jets fans, saddened saddened Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans, pity them
Oh!

Jets fans, Jets fans, maddened maddened Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans, pity them
Oh!

In the summer, laughing happy fan base
In the winter, couldn't show their face

Jets fans, Jets fans, cracking cracking Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans, pitiful
Whoa!

Ask a Jets fan anything he might want
He would answer, "Jets not suck."

Jets fans, Jets fans, emo emo Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans, Jets screwed them
Yeah!

I took a Jets fan out to a padded room,
Gotta make sure he won't kill himself

Jets fans, Jets fans, breaking breaking Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans, in despair
Yeah!

Their team is so low, they don't like winning
The Jets really blow, they won't do squat

Jets fans, Jets fans, crazy crazy Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans, it's too late
Yeah!

Crazy crazy Jets fans are always seen inside of the public stop
Along with some suicidal Mets fans and Zack Snyderr fans
Ack!

Jets fans, Jets fans, crazy crazy Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans,can't save them
Yeah!

Jets fans, Jets fans, crazy crazy Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans, euthanized
Yeah!

Yeah!

Jets fans, Jets fans, saddened saddened Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans, pity them
Yeah!

Jets fans, Jets fans, maddened maddened Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans, pity them
Yeah!
Guess the Jets are the new Cubs now.

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