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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Ty Cobb"

Original Song Title:

"I Have James Woods"

Original Performer:

Family Guy (TV)

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Ty Cobb"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Yes Ty Cobb is singing as well, like James Woods did for the original.
(Max Power)
Someone to hide from
Name to run from
I hate Ty Cobb

(Ty Cobb)
I'm gonna find you
Gonna kill you
I am Ty Cobb

(Max Power)
Some place to hide
Some place I can bide,
Whichever protects me

(Ty Cobb)
Life becomes a lore

(Some random guy)
Just when you're hiding from

(Max Power)
Someone to fear of
Have a hate for
I hate Ty Cobb

(Ty Cobb)
I am to hide from
You can't run from
I am Ty Cobb

It's true
We two
Have a hateful point of view

(Ty Cobb)
Indeed 'cause I'll
Find you

(Max Power)
But I'll beat Ty Cobb, fool!

*fistfight ensues*
Just a random non-sequitur I came up with.

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Michael Pacholek - July 27, 2011 - Report this comment
DKTOS (I despise "Family Guy"), but Cobb was certainly hateable.
Patrick - July 27, 2011 - Report this comment
If I remember, according to Ken Burns "Baseball" series, Ty Cobb once left the field and jumped into the stands to beat up someone who was heckling him. Michael, it appears we agree on something, a loathing for "Family Guy". What do you think of "The Simpsons"?
Max Power - July 27, 2011 - Report this comment
He beat up a guy with no arms and had a arrest warrant after him in one town as well.
Baseball = a True American Tradition Alright - July 27, 2011 - Report this comment
I've also read that Ty Cobb was a psychotic racist. Then there's the song "Ty Cobb" from Soundgarden where Chris Cornell hurls a lot of F- and MF bombs while Kim Thayhil and the rest kick out the jams, churning it out with a punkish musical frenzy.

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