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Song Parodies -> "You Turn Me On Dead Man"

Original Song Title:

"Baby, You're a Rich Man"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"You Turn Me On Dead Man"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Zombie apocalypse have started, what are you going to do? Try to win them over!
What is it like to be
Among the immortal people?
Now that we know what you are.
What in the world you are?
I know we're taking this too far
Dead as for I know...

What is it like to be
Among the undying people?
When did you climbed out from there?
Early enough to care
What did you do when you were there?
Nothing as you're still slow
You turn me on dead man
You turn me on dead man
You turn me on dead man, whoa!
You keep your dead body in a big brown box inside that hole
You do lay down low
You turn me on dead man
You turn me on dead man
You turn me on dead man, whoa!

What is it like to be
Among the decaying people?
Turned to a rotted C?
Nasty as Blue Jay Way
Now that you'll live a second life
How long are you gonna stay?
You turn me on dead man
You turn me on dead man
You turn me on dead man, whoa!
You keep your dead body in a big brown box inside that hole
You should take it slow
Really, you turn me on dead man
You turn me on dead man
You turn me on dead man, whoa!
You turn me on dead man
You turn me on dead man
You turn me on dead man, whoa!
(fade out)
One by one they might have something you have in common as well.

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Lifeliver - January 01, 2013 - Report this comment
Not bad, Max. More room to move here and some good subs. But 'when did you climbed' is shocking grammar, and you used 'have' instead of 'has' again. These are basic English-second-language errors. If you want to be taken seriously here, you've gotta get your verbs to straighten up and fly right. Also, you still seem to like telling the horse to stop (see earlier comment).

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