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Song Parodies -> "Jets Fans"

Original Song Title:

"Fish Heads"

Original Performer:

Barnes & Barnes

Parody Song Title:

"Jets Fans"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Writer's block can do that to you.
Jets fans, Jets fans, crazy crazy Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans, beat them up
Yeah!

Jets fans, Jets fans, crazy crazy Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans, beat them up
Yeah!

In the summer, laughing happy fanbase
In the winter, couldn't show their face

Jets fans, Jets fans, crazy crazy Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans, mug them all
Yeah!

Ask a Jets fan anything you want fool
He'd kill himself, what a tool

Jets fans, Jets fans, crazy crazy Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans, kill them all
Yeah!

I took a Jets fan out to shoot a snuff film,
Happy I'm not a star of that film

Jets fans, Jets fans, crazy crazy Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans, shoot them up
Yeah!

They can't win lotto, they don't like winning
They have no motto, they don't do squat

Jets fans, Jets fans, crazy crazy Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans, f**k them all
Yeah!

Crazy crazy Jets fans are always seen outside in the public near
Italian restaurants with transsexual women
Ack!

Jets fans, Jets fans, crazy crazy Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans, run them down
Yeah!

Jets fans, Jets fans, crazy crazy Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans, mow'em down
Yeah!

Yeah!

Jets fans, Jets fans, crazy crazy Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans, cut them down
Yeah!

Jets fans, Jets fans, crazy crazy Jets fans
Jets fans, Jets fans, laugh at them
Yeah!

*Wilhem Scream*
That and procrastination

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2Eagle - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't agree with your point of view, but I like your parody.
Rotten Tomato - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Kinda cruel. Of course, there are a whole bunch of fanbases that this would work with (Bills, Cards, Lions, Saints, etc)

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