Let me tell you how I feel
There's ads for you, gold medal for me
'Cause I'm the spam man, yeah, I'm the spam man

Your silver medal appear too small
Be thankful that I won it all
'Cause I'm the spam man, yeah, I'm the spam man

If you drive a car, I'll spam the street,
If you try to sit, I'll spam your seat.
If you get too cold I'll spam the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll spam your feet.

Don't ask me why I want it for
If you don't want to play some more
'Cause I'm the spam man, yeah, I'm the spam man

Now my advice for those who lost
Declare the medal I have won
'Cause I'm the spam man, yeah, I'm the spam man
Now you're working for no one but me.