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Song Parodies -> "Jets 2.0"
Original Song Title:
"Bicycle Song"
Original Performer:
Free Credit Report Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Jets 2.0"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
An updated version of the previous Jets parody.
What the hell, Rex Ryan hyping up sky high
Pumped those bunch of wannabes as you know why
Since they're not so winning friendly, so it still look bad,
At their neighbor's lies a trophy and for them this is too sad,
So they will "J" to the "U" to the "S" to the "T" to the "END" to the "THE" to the "CRAPPY SEASON"
"BAD" to the "B" to the "A" to the "D"
Come on everybody take a hike and sing a long,
It's easy, "J" to the "E" to the "T".......*fades*
Jets fan: Hey stop mocking us!
Max Power: You reap what you sow for all the hype you took in.
Pumped those bunch of wannabes as you know why
Since they're not so winning friendly, so it still look bad,
At their neighbor's lies a trophy and for them this is too sad,
So they will "J" to the "U" to the "S" to the "T" to the "END" to the "THE" to the "CRAPPY SEASON"
"BAD" to the "B" to the "A" to the "D"
Come on everybody take a hike and sing a long,
It's easy, "J" to the "E" to the "T".......*fades*
Jets fan: Hey stop mocking us!
Max Power: You reap what you sow for all the hype you took in.
They should be renamed as "Jest". Seriously with all the hype and the boast, this is really getting sad.
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