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Song Parodies -> "Coke Whore"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Star"

Original Performer:

Free Credit Report Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Coke Whore"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Here it is
When you're a coke whore
You get f**ked up hard
The pimps are here before
Whacked put heroic farce
It's just how you thought it'd be
'Cept the party's not to be
Cuz some dude opened a drug store with your ID
No
What?
No cocaine
All herbal
That's the place you're gonna hit when in the end
This is how drug store works
They send you some relief
After finding out how bad reality hurts
Fifth commercial so far.

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Pacing: 2.1
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 18

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? - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Vacuum cleaner setting, what is it with you and these 'Credit' parodies?!

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