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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gonna Find That Squealer ( T.S.W.T.O.M. )"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody Does It Better ( The Spy Who Loved Me )"

Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Find That Squealer ( T.S.W.T.O.M. )"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Originally titled " I'm Gonna Kill That Bastard "T.S.W.T.O.M. stands for " The Spy Who Told On Me ", yeah Barry's back in the latest chapter of his adventure.
I'm gonna find you squealer
Makes me feel angry when it happens
I'm gonna have to find you quick
Before it's too late

I wasn't watching and somehow you found out
You're trying to hide from my wrath
But like hell below me the spy who told on me
Is exposin' all my secrets tomorrow night

I'm gonna find you squealer
You better hope I won't catch you
'Cause you won't imagine the pain you'll feel
Why do you have to rat me out?

How you have founded out, however you found out
I know I shouldn't have trusted you
You better keep on runnin' 'cause I'm comin'
How'd you found out I'll never know

I'm gonna find you squealer
Makes me feel angry when it happens
I'm gonna have to find you quick
Before, before, it is too late
Before it's too late
Before it's too late
Before it's too late
I'm gonna find you
I'm gonna find you
Before it's too late
Before it's too late
Bonds will be back in:

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   5
 4   2
 5   3

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Chris Bodily TM - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, and I didn't really understand this parody nor what it has to do with Barry Bonds. But nice juxtaposition, though, Bond and Bonds. It could have been better, sorry. 333
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
What CBTM said in his SOTM comment, though for injecting new words into what's possibly the tritest Bond Movie song I'll go up to 444.
Agrimorfee - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) (Aggie shrugs shoulders, holding back from making a snide remark)
Rick C - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) As you've said on a few of my parodies, "alight". I guess that means alright.
Cat - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ah...Max, Max, Max. You still have your thing for Bond songs, and unfortunately, you also still have that nasty little habit of making too few substitutions and not a very good concept. Sorry, but this was mediocre. (oh great, now I sound like that Simon Cowell dude who slammed me...I'm not that mean!)
Rex - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Unlike Cat I think the concept is fine, but it feels to me like you rush your parodies and don't take the time to craft the pacing and wording. Good job of being able to flip a couple of the original lines and use them in context, though.
Scathe - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) ???
Matthias - May 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Do you want me to fight Mr. Power? No... Matthias... I want you to vote...
bobpiecheese - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM).........................I'm lost. What in Spaff's name was that about? What possessed you to write it? Probably the same ancient twit who possessed me to parody a rap song first off.
Red Ant - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well, "founded out" was funny....
Johnny D - May 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Clever concept, shows potential.
Phil Alexander - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll go with what JD said... and suggest to bobpiecheese not to take spaff's name in vain - that's perilously close to amiright blasphemy ;-)
Stuart McArthur - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) well, those are the tidiest last seven lines of a parody that I've EVER seen (or this year at least) :-)
Larry Hensley - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well written, but also don't see the Barry Bonds connection.
Arwen - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM...I don't know enough about Barry Bonds to really "get" the subject here...but I really couldn't get past the pacing problems well enough to enjoy this one. I'm sorry...maybe if I read a couple of Sports Illustrateds it might make more sense...=)
wannabemustangjockey - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Forgive my astounding ignorance, but I had to give it another look before I was able to make any link to Bonds. It still seemed more Bondian song than Bondsian.

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