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Song Parodies -> "What Would Billy Martin Do? Part ll"

Original Song Title:

"What Would Brian Boitano Do?"

Original Performer:

South Park

Parody Song Title:

"What Would Billy Martin Do? Part ll"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

One of the better ones I made, a sequel to my previous one which was deleted due to the fact that it's in my friend's account.
What would Billy Martin do..
if baseball wasn't around?
He'd spend at least 15 years to life..
That's what Billy Martin'd do!

When Billy Martin was at Copacabana
Celebrating his birthday..
He, Whitey and Mick got into a huge brawl
Which a group of bowlers has started..
When Billy Martin was in Middle East
Fighting terrorists..
He drunkenly ran them over with K.I.T.T.
And saved the entire world..

So what would Billy Martin do..
If he's still alive today?
I'm sure he'd kill a dude or two..
That's what Billy Martin'd do!

Man what is going on with this world, it's now a helluva mess..
And I all the terrorism to end for good..
I'm gonna try to take down PETA too, cos that's what Billy Martin'd do!
What would Billy Martin do?
He'd draw all the thugs from town
And beat them to a bloody pulp..
That's what Billy Martin'd do!

When Billy Martin travelled through time
To the year 1972..
He fought the Evil Black September
and saved the Olympics again
And when Billy Martin built the WTC
He beat up Bin Laden..
Cos Billy Martin doesn't take shit
from a-ny-one!
Lets get everyone together..
And unite to save the world!
And we'll beat up those PETA fools..
Cos that's what Billy Martin'd do!
And we'll beat up those PETA fools..
Cos that's what Billy Martin'd do

That's what Billy Martin'd do!
Here you go.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 24

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Red Ant - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Humor is more developed, and you did change quite a bit from TOS, so I'd agree tend to agree with your opening comment, but except for the last 5 lines the meter and rhyming are way off.
Chris Bodily TM - August 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, but the song was too fast for me to keep track of the pacing, and another thing: Who or what the heck is Billy Martin? Doesn't he play guitar in Good Charlotte or some dumb band? 344
paula miconas silos miconas - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) just what i was going 2 ask.. who is Billy Martin? i sure never heard of him. but hey, the song was alright except for some off pacing. i probli woulda found it a whole lot funnier if i knew who ol' Billy was, but that aint ur fault i dont.
The Charnstar - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The Charnstar is so confused...
Kristof Robertson - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I also don't know who Billy Martin is, but this parody confused me. I can see you were trying to recreate the absurdness of the OS, but it didn't really come off. The pacing needs a lot of work as well. 333
Rick C - August 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I do know who Billy Martin was and, you are improving. But, still not there Max. 444
Michael McVey - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Not sure I find it all that funny, though Billy Martin probably does deserve to share a spot with John Rocker and Marge Schott in the Dip---- Hall of Fame. -- MM
Cat - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Whoa dude...can I have some of those drugs you're taking? I admit it's a step up from your past work, but I know you have potential. Don't start a slide into TSB-dom.
Matthias - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I didn't know who Billy Martain was until I read this, that was at least one thing good about this parody
Agrimorfee - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) You youngsters! Heh! The whole point of this song, like the OS, is just to throw these impossible scenarios around, although Billy Martin was probably 10x tougher than Brian Boitano ever will be. This was quite funny, and the pacing was spot on for a very difficult song...although, as I pointed out, it's got pretty much the same M.O. as the OS.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - A step up for sure, but the repeated takes on PETA seemed a bit unnecessary since you varied better on everything else.
bobpiecheese - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) What Cat said. And Kristof. Plus I really couldn't get a grip on the pacing because the OS is too fast.
Red Ant - August 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) TOS has wildly uneven pacing in the verses, and a parody could substantially differ from that and still be very singable, but missing so many rhymes stands out, even in text form. Still funny stuff Max, which is why I gave you a 5 there when I first read this.
Johnny D - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) "When Billy Martin travelled through time" ... Max, you are just plain freakin' NUTS! LOL!
Stuart McArthur - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I don't know Billy Martin, and nor, to my shame (and my daughter's, who loves the OS) do I know the OS - so it was all a bit lost on me, I'm sorry, Max
wannabemustangjockey - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm confused ... I'm gonna look up the video now, because I'm hopelessly lost.
Arwen - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM...I was SO relieved when I read that I wasn't the only one who is unfamiliar with Billy Martin. I've often asked myself what he would do...in assorted situations...but, since I haven't the slightest idea who he is, I can't even begin to guess...; )
Scathe - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I don't know who Billy Martin is either, but he sounds like one rowdy dude.
Jeff Reuben - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice sports theme, I agree with most of the comments above. And I know who Billy Martin is, so I got something out of this.
Agrimorfee - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) My sentiments are the same as above. WWBMD?
poomaster - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) He would poo!
Johnny D - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Michael McVey - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny.... but those PETA wackos don't need Billy Martin to take them out. Standing outside KFC in the middle of winter in yellow bikinis should be enough to do the job.
Kristof Robertson - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3W) See above. Not one of my faves of yours, Max. sorry
Red Ant - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-W) See above.
The Charnstar - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
See Above (ABC)
Rick C - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-W) That cat Billy is a bad mother f(Shut your mouth). I'm just talkin' 'bout Billy.
stuart mcarthur - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) see above - still can't access this from any angle - which is my problem not yours Max - but I'm glad Jeff enjoyed it :-)
Matthias - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
At least I got to listen to a cool South Park song, sorry Max, but this wasn't one of my favorites by you.
Cat - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above.
Mikey Squirrel - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Kudos for using a lesser known South park song. Double kudos for writing about a now lesser known Billy Martin. Good job.

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