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Song Parodies -> "Bald-Headed Head Butt ( Zidane's Song )"

Original Song Title:

"Crocodile Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Bald-Headed Head Butt ( Zidane's Song )"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

This is about Zidane, one of the soccer greats who head butted a Italian player for some reason and was thrown out of the game, possibly costing France a World Cup Title.
I remember when I was young,
Me and my buds had so much fun,
Running 'round and kicking ball,
Had shaved my head bald and knocked one in on my own,

But the dumbest thing I've ever done,
Was doing a thing called the bald-headed head butt,
While my team mates were tryin' to win it all,
I got a red card for that bald-headed head butt...Well...

Head buttin' is something shockin'
When I known better than that,
I never have picked a better time,
And I guess so much for that.

Oh lawdy mama, that Sunday night,
When the fans wore their flags tight and,
The bald-headed head butt was out of line.

But the time went by and team just died,
The fans went and left us for some Italian team.
Long nights cryin' by the television,
Dreamin' of my glory and my old bald head.

But they'll never kill the thrill we got,
Burnin' up to the bald-headed head butt,
Learnin' fast as the weeks went fast,
I got a red card for that bald-headed head butt...Well...

Head buttin' is something shockin'
When I known better than that,
I never have picked a better time,
And I guess so much for that.

Oh lawdy mama, that Sunday night,
When the fans wore their flags tight and,
The bald-headed head butt was out of line.
Sad to see the dude go out like this.

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Susanna Viljanen - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice. I did Village People's "In the Navy" as "Why, Zidane" for the same topic - it will be available tomorrow. We watched the game, and what Zidane did was just moronic. It was a sad end to fine career.
Steve K. - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
How about a headbutting contest between Zidane and Dennis Rodman?
Sir Bertram the Sword-Dropper - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Make headbutting a sport, and I'll be champion easy. My head sure is dense enough. This was awesome to sing along with.
wangfat - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment
fatfat
Mark Scotti - May 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice job about one of the ALL TIME idiot moves in a championship!
Mark Scotti - May 11, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) see above...
Matthias - May 11, 2010 - Report this comment
The story's a bit dated and I didn't even hear about it when it was big in the news, but still this one wasn't too bad.
Andria - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Not great, but not terrible either. Most of the subject matter was over my head since I know nothing about soccer.
Agrimorfee - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
The referee in me is pulling the red card on you for technical errors (iffy pacing, lifting a whole line from the OS, inconsistent rhymes, rhyming "that" with "that"). Sorry big guy.
Rex - May 17, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I remember seeing the incident on the news -- it ranks right up there with Jim Marshall's wrong-way touchdown for bonehead play of all time. For some reason when I was reading this I kept wanting to rewrite it as "Head Butt" to Steve Martin's "King Tut".
Jeff Reuben - May 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Don't see many soccer songs on here. Nice job.
bobpiecheese - May 22, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Quite a few pacing errors, a chunk of the song missing (at least with the version I have, the first verse and chorus are repeated), some grammar issues, repeated chorus, and confusing for a non-sport fan such as myself. That's all I got to say here. Better luck next time, I guess.
Below Average Dave - May 23, 2010 - Report this comment
I also seem to be missing a portion of the song, and the pacing was off. I like the idea, but I'm not sure what a bald-headed head butt is.

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