I remember when I was young,
Me and my buds had so much fun,
Running 'round and kicking ball,
Had shaved my head bald and knocked one in on my own,

But the dumbest thing I've ever done,
Was doing a thing called the bald-headed head butt,
While my team mates were tryin' to win it all,
I got a red card for that bald-headed head butt...Well...

Head buttin' is something shockin'
When I known better than that,
I never have picked a better time,
And I guess so much for that.

Oh lawdy mama, that Sunday night,
When the fans wore their flags tight and,
The bald-headed head butt was out of line.

But the time went by and team just died,
The fans went and left us for some Italian team.
Long nights cryin' by the television,
Dreamin' of my glory and my old bald head.

But they'll never kill the thrill we got,
Burnin' up to the bald-headed head butt,
Learnin' fast as the weeks went fast,
I got a red card for that bald-headed head butt...Well...

Head buttin' is something shockin'
When I known better than that,
I never have picked a better time,
And I guess so much for that.

Oh lawdy mama, that Sunday night,
When the fans wore their flags tight and,
The bald-headed head butt was out of line.